Saturday, June 7, 2025

Despite all the things about Frasier that bother me (especially the double standards when it comes to how Frasier and Roz both sleep with multiple partners time and again, yet Frasier gets a pass, while Roz is the butt of countless jokes the show's entirety...how Niles fetishizes Daphne for years before he truly tries to get to know her, how he goes for sabotaging her relationships unbeknownst to her) it remains on my "comfort tv" list. 


I may pick it apart more than I should, take what troubles me about it far too seriously, but I always end up going back for re-watches. The thing I have the hardest time glossing over, though, is how Maris never gets to tell her side of the story and how it is so painfully obvious she has a history of eating disorders, something that is played for jokes multiple times throughout Frasier's run. Recently, I typed in my thoughts about Maris and asked AI to write a brief story from her point of view and this is what it gave me:


I love this idea! Maris was such a fascinating, enigmatic figure in *Frasier*, reduced to a punchline or a caricature. There’s so much room to explore her as a real person—someone with depth, pain, and her own perspective on the chaos of the Crane family. Below is a short, sincere fanfiction piece that gives her a voice.  




**Title: "The Weight of Absence"**  


Maris Crane had always been light—so light, in fact, that strong gusts of wind were a genuine concern. But the weight of her absence in the Crane family’s stories was immeasurable.  


She knew what they said about her. The brittle, neurotic heiress. The woman who couldn’t be seen in direct sunlight lest she evaporate. The wife who kept Niles on a leash until Daphne “freed” him.  


No one ever asked *her* version.  


The truth was, Niles had been slipping away long before Daphne. His adoration had curdled into something performative—a series of grand gestures that felt more like obligations than love. He brought her roses, but he never remembered she was allergic. He doted on her in public, but in private, his eyes were always distant, already composing a witticism for Frasier’s approval.  


And then there was the weight. Or rather, the lack of it.  


*“Maris, you’ve got to eat something.”*  


*“Darling, you’re wasting away.”*  


*“Honestly, Maris, it’s like hugging a skeleton.”*  


They joked about it—Frasier with his raised eyebrows, Niles with his nervous laughter, even Roz once quipping, *“Does she photosynthesize?”* But no one ever asked *why*.  


No one knew about the ballet instructor who’d told her at twelve that she was “too stocky” for the lead. No one knew about the society pages that praised her “ethereal fragility” until it became the only compliment she ever received. No one knew that, sometimes, control was the only thing she had left.  


And then came Daphne. Warm, soft, *whole* in a way Maris could never be.  


She wasn’t blind. She saw the way Niles looked at the psychic. She heard the way his voice softened when he said her name. She could have fought—could have played the villain they already believed her to be—but what was the point?  


So she let go.  


Not with a dramatic scene, not with a cutting remark, but with silence. She slipped out of his life as quietly as she’d slipped through doors, leaving behind nothing but the ghost of a marriage that had been over long before he admitted it.  


And if, years later, she caught a glimpse of Niles and Daphne laughing together on the society page—him looking happier than he ever had with her—she allowed herself one small, bitter thought:  


*At least someone got a happy ending.*  


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This is just one possible take, but I love the idea of giving Maris humanity—acknowledging that she was more than a punchline. Would you like to explore a specific moment in her life further? A different perspective? I’d be happy to expand or adjust!

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